Love that the ?Watch Walkie-Talkie UI is a nice shade of Nextel yellow.

I tried changing Siri to have a British accent and now I’m like, who is this IMPOSTOR

Looking for a Sr. Python engineer experienced with data warehousing / ETL to work with the Data Products team at… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/948289163282997248

Yo @AIGinsurance - I've been on hold for over an hour to follow up on a request that I made Nov 22. What's with the poor customer service?

Great article from Huffington Post about @michelka’s nonprofit organization @cinefemmefilms, which is helping women… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/940387602024108032

I know an excellent digital product manager who is looking for a new FT job here in LA… DM me with any opportunities. (No recruiters please)

"Why eat lunch when I could just have breakfast again?"
- Me, every day

Competition in AI will cause tech to advance quickly, then exponentially as the AIs learn to improve themselves.
https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/blog/tools-for-the-ai-driven-digital-transformation/

Pretty decent earthquake here in LA.

*looks from IDE to Chrome tabs*
"??.?.."
*smoke comes from ears*
@JIRA's new favicon has caused uncounted developer short-circuits today!

Really fascinating thread about the Icahn/Trump maneuvers to change EPA rules for Icahn's profit. https://twitter.com/RepDonBeyer/status/900819705048563712

Healthy lunch 8/23:
• Make very nice salad
• Fall down stairs, drop salad
• Spend rest of hour cleaning up mess
• Eat box of cookies at desk

Is this plane too small or is my laptop too big?

Amazon SES Introduces Open and Click Metrics for Tracking Customer Engagement
https://aws.amazon.com/about-aws/whats-new/2017/08/amazon-ses-introduces-open-and-click-metrics-for-tracking-customer-engagement/

Putting an Airborne in a La Croix makes it way LESS fizzy. #themoreyouknow

Nailed it. https://twitter.com/davepell/status/872963007705264133

Interesting evidence of how the means you choose to consume news can shape its reality. https://wapo.st/comey-captions

If you know a kid who's into My Little Pony, throwing "Princess Toilet Sparkle" out there once in a while is a fun troll.

Profoundly moving and well worth your time to read: New Orleans Mayor Landrieu’s address on Confederate monuments http://pulsegulfcoast.com/2017/05/transcript-of-new-orleans-mayor-landrieus-address-on-confederate-monuments

He is the BEST AND THE GREATEST EVER IN ALL OF HISTORY at being mistreated. ???? https://twitter.com/cspan/status/864884851475963904

Uber's enemies take aim: Lyft partners with Waymo to launch self-driving car pilots http://reut.rs/2pzSS39

Harry Potter and the Overly FaceTuned Profile Photo

Listening to the audio of the Jim Comey hearing, it sounds increasingly like @mrbobodenkirk from @BetterCallSaul speaking before Congress.

Very happy to have my wheels back. @ Los Angeles, California https://www.instagram.com/p/BTZ8H-uF3LD/

It was more like Mediocre Friday, if you ask me.

WHO LINTS THE LINTERS?

So now Russia’s gonna hack the Oscars too? #enoughisenough

Engineering management is a particular area where real technical expertise makes a big difference.
https://hbr.org/2016/12/if-your-boss-could-do-your-job-youre-more-likely-to-be-happy-at-work

Political current events are pretty engrossing, but how about this news... the entire universe could be a hologram! http://usat.ly/2jLWcDz