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Putting an Airborne in a La Croix makes it way LESS fizzy. #themoreyouknow

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Interesting evidence of how the means you choose to consume news can shape its reality. https://wapo.st/comey-captions

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If you know a kid who's into My Little Pony, throwing "Princess Toilet Sparkle" out there once in a while is a fun troll.

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Uber's enemies take aim: Lyft partners with Waymo to launch self-driving car pilots http://reut.rs/2pzSS39

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Harry Potter and the Overly FaceTuned Profile Photo

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Listening to the audio of the Jim Comey hearing, it sounds increasingly like @mrbobodenkirk from @BetterCallSaul speaking before Congress.

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It was more like Mediocre Friday, if you ask me.

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WHO LINTS THE LINTERS?

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So now Russia’s gonna hack the Oscars too? #enoughisenough

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Political current events are pretty engrossing, but how about this news... the entire universe could be a hologram! http://usat.ly/2jLWcDz

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Ladies and gentlemen… the Dole whip.

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Doing some spring cleaning.

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Please tell me that someone is working on the drag queen sci-fi parody, Rouge One, at this very moment.

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Trying out iCloud Drive as a replacement for Dropbox was a failed experiment. It's just not reliable enough.

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Cyber Monday: best day of the year to unsubscribe from all those ecommerce mailing lists you somehow got signed up for.

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The North Pole is an insane 36 degrees warmer than normal as winter descends http://wpo.st/CtLF2

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First Touch Bar-enabling update from @1Password. Also, excellent Harry Potter-themed release notes! Now for my new MBP to be delivered...

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Has anyone out there tried Stash, “AI-organized bookmarking”? I could use something to replace Delicious https://stash.ai/landing?source=271f92c

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This “G Suite” email is some kind of six-months-late April Fools gag, right?