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"Why eat lunch when I could just have breakfast again?"
- Me, every day

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Pretty decent earthquake here in LA.

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*looks from IDE to Chrome tabs*
"??.?.."
*smoke comes from ears*
@JIRA's new favicon has caused uncounted developer short-circuits today!

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Healthy lunch 8/23:
• Make very nice salad
• Fall down stairs, drop salad
• Spend rest of hour cleaning up mess
• Eat box of cookies at desk

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Is this plane too small or is my laptop too big?

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Putting an Airborne in a La Croix makes it way LESS fizzy. #themoreyouknow

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Interesting evidence of how the means you choose to consume news can shape its reality. https://wapo.st/comey-captions

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If you know a kid who's into My Little Pony, throwing "Princess Toilet Sparkle" out there once in a while is a fun troll.

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Uber's enemies take aim: Lyft partners with Waymo to launch self-driving car pilots http://reut.rs/2pzSS39

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Harry Potter and the Overly FaceTuned Profile Photo

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Listening to the audio of the Jim Comey hearing, it sounds increasingly like @mrbobodenkirk from @BetterCallSaul speaking before Congress.

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It was more like Mediocre Friday, if you ask me.

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WHO LINTS THE LINTERS?

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So now Russia’s gonna hack the Oscars too? #enoughisenough

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Political current events are pretty engrossing, but how about this news... the entire universe could be a hologram! http://usat.ly/2jLWcDz

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Ladies and gentlemen… the Dole whip.

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Doing some spring cleaning.

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Please tell me that someone is working on the drag queen sci-fi parody, Rouge One, at this very moment.

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Trying out iCloud Drive as a replacement for Dropbox was a failed experiment. It's just not reliable enough.

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Cyber Monday: best day of the year to unsubscribe from all those ecommerce mailing lists you somehow got signed up for.